A Most Unusual Gift
Princess Amethyst Alexandra Augusta Araminta Adelaide Aurelia Anne, or Amy, is the seventh daughter of the King and Queen of Phantasmorania. At her christening, the royal family and court gather for the blessings of the fairies. Six fairies bestow traditional gifts like Beauty, Grace, Wit, and Charm upon her older sisters. However, the seventh fairy, the Bad-Tempered Fairy, whose name is Dulcibelle, bestows upon Amy the gift of 'Ordinariness.' This gift causes great concern among the royal family, as Amy grows up to be a perfectly ordinary girl with brown hair, freckles, and a love for climbing trees and exploring, rather than typical princess pursuits like embroidery and harp-playing. Her ordinariness makes her unusual in the perpetually perfect royal household.
Growing Pains and Royal Expectations
As Amy matures, her ordinariness becomes a problem for her parents, the King and Queen. While her six older sisters are beautiful, each with a unique talent and destined for a splendid marriage, Amy remains plain and unconventional. She prefers comfortable clothes to elaborate gowns and finds lessons in deportment, dancing, and harp-playing tedious. Her adventurous spirit and love for the outdoors clash with the rules of royal life. Her parents, especially the Queen, are frustrated by her inability to conform to the expected image of a princess, fearing she will never make a suitable match or bring honor to the kingdom of Phantasmorania.
The Parade of Princes
When Amy reaches marriageable age, her parents grow desperate to find her a suitor. They host royal balls and invite eligible princes from neighboring kingdoms. However, each prince who meets Amy is unimpressed by her ordinary appearance and unconventional demeanor, or she finds them equally unappealing. Prince Gruffanuff of the North, for example, is pompous, while Prince Marvellous of the South is too focused on his own reflection. Amy deliberately acts in un-princess-like ways, such as yawning during a dance or expressing disinterest in their boasts, effectively scaring off every potential suitor, much to her parents' chagrin and the court's amusement.
A Royal Escape
The constant pressure to marry and conform to an ideal she despises becomes unbearable for Amy. After another failed attempt at a royal match, her parents threaten to send her to the Royal Academy for the Daughters of Kings, a finishing school she dreads. Feeling trapped and misunderstood, Amy decides to run away. She packs a small bag, dons a simple cloak, and, using her knowledge of the palace's secret passages and her ordinary appearance, slips out unnoticed into the night. Her escape is easy, as her 'ordinariness' makes her unremarkable enough to blend in.
A New Life as a Kitchen Maid
Amy wanders for several days, enjoying the freedom of the open road and the anonymity her ordinariness provides. She eventually arrives in the kingdom of Pergamonia and, seeking employment, presents herself at the royal palace. Her plain appearance and practical nature make her an ideal candidate for a humble position. She is hired as the fourteenth assistant kitchen maid, a role far removed from her royal upbringing. She enjoys the simple, honest work, the camaraderie of the other kitchen staff, and the feeling of being truly useful. She adopts the name 'Amy Smith' to further hide her true identity, enjoying her new, ordinary life.
The Ordinary Prince
While working in the kitchens of Pergamonia, Amy frequently crosses paths with a young man who also seems out of place in a royal setting. He is often found in the stables, gardens, or helping with various odd jobs, always dressed in simple, practical clothes. Like Amy, he has an unassuming charm and a kind demeanor. He seems to prefer the company of animals and the outdoors to courtly affairs. His name is Peregrine, and he is just as 'ordinary' in appearance and temperament as Amy, with sandy hair and a friendly smile. They develop a comfortable, easy friendship, sharing jokes and quiet moments away from the palace bustle, neither knowing the other's true identity.
A Shared Secret and Growing Affection
Amy and Peregrine's friendship deepens as they spend more time together. They discover a shared love for exploring the palace grounds, finding hidden nooks, and enjoying the simple pleasures of nature. They confide in each other, though neither reveals their royal lineage. Amy finds herself drawn to Peregrine's genuine kindness, his wit, and his lack of pretense — qualities she rarely found in the princes she was forced to meet. Peregrine, in turn, is captivated by Amy's independent spirit, her practical nature, and her refreshing honesty. Their mutual 'ordiness' creates a bond that feels natural and deeply comforting to both of them, leading to a quiet, undeniable affection.
The Royal Hunt and a Moment of Truth
A grand royal hunting party is organized in Pergamonia, attended by the King and Queen of Pergamonia, and a visiting Prince from a neighboring kingdom. During the hunt, a wild boar charges, endangering the Queen of Pergamonia. Peregrine, demonstrating unexpected bravery and skill, quickly intervenes, saving her. His heroic act, coupled with his familiarity with the forest, makes the King and Queen realize he is no ordinary stable boy. At the same time, Amy, who had been observing from a distance, is recognized by a visiting courtier from Phantasmorania who had been part of one of her earlier suitor parades. The revelation of Peregrine as Prince Peregrine and Amy as Princess Amethyst stuns everyone, especially each other.
The Fairy's Return
After their identities are revealed, the Bad-Tempered Fairy, Dulcibelle, unexpectedly appears. She explains that her gift of 'Ordinariness' was not a curse but a blessing. She clarifies that true ordinariness is not about being plain or dull, but about being genuine, practical, and true to oneself, free from the superficial demands of royalty. She reveals that Peregrine also received a similar gift from her years ago, which is why he, too, grew up to be an 'ordinary' prince who valued substance over show. Dulcibelle emphasizes that their shared ordinariness allowed them to find each other, recognizing true worth beyond outward appearances and royal titles.
A Truly Royal Match
With their true identities known and the fairy's explanation shedding new light on their unique qualities, Amy and Peregrine are free to openly acknowledge their feelings. They realize that their shared 'ordiness' is precisely what makes them perfect for each other. They propose to each other, not out of duty or political alliance, but out of genuine love and mutual respect. Their parents, initially surprised, quickly accept and even celebrate this unconventional match. The King and Queen of Phantasmorania are overjoyed that Amy has found happiness, and the King and Queen of Pergamonia are delighted that their son has chosen a partner who understands and complements him so well. They plan a wedding that, while royal, reflects their practical and unpretentious natures.
A Happy, Ordinary Ever After
Amy and Peregrine marry in a joyful ceremony that, while fitting for royalty, is less ostentatious than what might be expected of other princesses. They rule the kingdom of Pergamonia together, proving to be wise, practical, and beloved monarchs. They prioritize the well-being of their people, focusing on sensible governance rather than grand displays of wealth or power. Their reign is marked by stability, common sense, and genuine care for their subjects. They live a happy and fulfilling life, showing that 'ordiness,' when coupled with kindness and integrity, can be the most extraordinary gift of all, leading to a truly content 'happily ever after' for the Ordinary Princess and her Ordinary Prince.