“It’s not good to dwell on the past. You can’t change it.”
— Levi, an angel, advises Joshua/Jesus about letting go of past events.

Christopher Moore (2002)
Genre
Fantasy / Historical Fiction / Spirituality
Reading Time
11-12 hours
Key Themes
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Resurrected and irreverent, Christ's childhood pal Biff hilariously recounts the missing years of Jesus, from kung fu training in the East to encounters with demons and hot babes, all while desperately trying to divert his best friend from his tragic destiny.
The story begins with Levi bar Alphaeus, known as Biff, brought back to life in a modern motel room by the angel Raziel. Biff, Jesus Christ's best friend during his childhood and teenage years, is told by God to write the true gospel of Jesus's 'missing years' – the time between his twelfth birthday and the start of his public ministry at age thirty. Raziel gives Biff a typewriter and a constant supply of cigarettes and alcohol, telling him to write down everything he remembers about Joshua (Jesus). Biff, at first unwilling and confused, starts to tell their shared past, beginning with their early days in Nazareth.
Biff recounts his childhood with Joshua in Nazareth. They are always together, often getting into typical boyhood trouble. Joshua, despite his divine nature, acts like a normal, though very kind and observant, person. One day, while playing, Joshua accidentally brings a dead sparrow back to life. This event is the first clear sign of his miraculous powers, witnessed only by Biff. It affects both boys deeply, strengthening Biff's belief in Joshua's special nature and giving Joshua a sense of wonder and responsibility as he tries to understand his unique abilities.
At age thirteen, after a vision and wanting to understand his powers and purpose, Joshua decides to leave Nazareth and seek wisdom from the Magi. Biff, fiercely loyal, insists on going with him. Mary Magdalene, a childhood friend of both boys, also joins them, having been cast out by her family. Their first stop is Persia, where they meet the Zoroastrian Magi. Here, Joshua learns about the ongoing fight between good and evil, the nature of light, and the importance of ritual purity. Biff, always practical, finds the mystical teachings confusing but supports Joshua's search.
Their journey continues to India, where Joshua deeply studies Buddhist teachings. He learns from various gurus about karma, reincarnation, and how to reach enlightenment by ending suffering. Joshua struggles with the idea of non-attachment, especially given his deep care for humanity and his growing healing powers. Biff, meanwhile, is drawn to more earthly pleasures and cultural experiences, often balancing Joshua's intense spiritual thought. Mary Magdalene also finds her own way to healing and understanding during this time.
The two travel to China, where Joshua seeks out masters of Taoism and martial arts. They train with a wise kung fu master, who teaches them not only physical fighting but also the principles of balance, harmony, and the flow of chi. Joshua becomes very skilled, using his inner peace and understanding of energy to become a strong, yet peaceful, warrior. Biff also becomes good at martial arts, finding a practical use for the spiritual journey. This period includes adventure, discipline, and a deeper understanding of how everything connects.
Their search leads them to the high Himalayas, where Joshua meets a reclusive spiritual master who helps him combine the different teachings he has received. Here, Joshua deals with the deep meaning of his divine purpose, especially the idea of self-sacrifice and the suffering he is meant to endure. Biff, seeing Joshua's inner struggle, tries to offer comfort and distraction, but understands the seriousness of Joshua's coming fate. This period shapes Joshua's spiritual development, preparing him for the ultimate sacrifice.
After years of travel, Joshua, Biff, and Mary Magdalene return to the Middle East. Joshua, now a fully developed spiritual leader, goes into the wilderness for forty days, where he faces temptations from Satan. Biff, waiting nearby, worries about his friend. When he returns, Joshua begins his public ministry, gathering followers and performing miracles. Biff stays by his side, often protecting him and being his confidant, though he struggles with Joshua's growing fame and the increasingly dangerous political situation, especially from the Roman authorities and Jewish religious leaders.
Biff is at the Last Supper, an important moment where Joshua shares his final meal with his followers. Biff sees the tension and sadness, understanding the dark meaning of the event. He is especially angry about Judas Iscariot's betrayal. After the supper, Biff goes with Joshua to the Garden of Gethsemane, where he sees Joshua's pain and arrest by the Roman soldiers. Despite his martial arts training, Biff cannot stop what is happening, feeling great guilt and helplessness as his best friend is taken away.
Biff witnesses Joshua's trial and brutal crucifixion. He stands at the foot of the cross, filled with grief, anger, and a desperate wish to intervene. He struggles to make sense of his divine friend's suffering with the teachings of peace and love. This event shatters Biff's world, leaving him with a great sense of loss and deep questions about faith and purpose. Mary Magdalene is also there, her sadness matching Biff's, as they both see the tragic end of Joshua's destiny.
Right after the crucifixion, Biff is devastated. He struggles to cope with losing his best friend and feeling like he failed to protect him. He wanders aimlessly for a time, dealing with his faith and purpose. The story then moves forward to Biff's later life, where he tries to understand Joshua's legacy and his own part in it. He tries to live by Joshua's teachings, often in his own disrespectful and practical way, always remembering his childhood friend.
Back in the present day, Biff finishes his gospel on the typewriter Raziel gave him. Through writing, he relives and reinterprets Joshua's life, finding both humor and deep meaning in their shared journey. He thinks about the impact Joshua had on him and the world, and deals with the meaning of his own resurrection. Biff's story is raw, honest, and full of his unique voice, offering a human view of the divine story. He questions the official accounts and gives a grounded, often funny, report of the Messiah's early years.
Having finished his gospel, Biff faces an unknown future. Raziel reappears, confirming Biff has completed his task. While Biff's immediate purpose is done, the ending leaves open the question of his final fate and the wider impact of his resurrected story. The story ends with Biff, having shared his unique and irreverent account of Joshua's missing years, thinking about the lasting power of friendship, love, and faith, even when facing great loss and divine destiny. The story suggests Biff's account provides an alternative, more human, understanding of the Christ figure.
The Protagonist/Narrator/Supporting
Biff begins as a typical adolescent, evolves into Joshua's devoted companion and protector, and ultimately becomes the reluctant chronicler of a divine life, finding his own form of spiritual understanding through his unwavering friendship.
The Protagonist/Divine Figure
Joshua begins as a confused but gifted boy, matures into a wise and powerful spiritual leader through his global quest for knowledge, and ultimately accepts his divine destiny of sacrifice, all while retaining his deeply human essence.
The Supporting/Love Interest
Maggie transforms from a marginalized young woman into a powerful, independent spiritual seeker and Joshua's devoted partner, finding her own strength and purpose alongside him.
The Supporting/Divine Messenger
Raziel remains largely static as an angelic figure, guiding Biff and ensuring the completion of his divine task.
The Antagonist/Mentioned
Satan's role is primarily to test Joshua, remaining an unchanging force of opposition.
The Supporting/Mentioned
The Magi serve as catalysts for Joshua's journey, their wisdom initiating his quest.
The Supporting
The Master serves as a crucial teacher for Joshua and Biff, imparting specific skills and philosophical wisdom.
The Mentioned
Judas's role is fixed by biblical events, serving as the catalyst for Joshua's ultimate sacrifice.
The novel explores Jesus's humanity, showing him not just as a divine figure but as a young man dealing with his powers, doubts, and desires. It highlights his compassion, curiosity, and even his occasional frustration, making him relatable. This theme is central to Joshua's journey, as he learns about love, friendship, and loss alongside Biff and Maggie, making his final sacrifice more impactful. His struggles to understand his powers, like when he accidentally revives the sparrow or deals with non-attachment in India, show his human growth.
“He was just Josh. My pal. My best friend. The kid who could bring sparrows back to life.”
Biff's constant loyalty to Joshua is the emotional center of the novel. Their friendship, full of jokes, support, and deep love, grounds Joshua's divine journey. Biff's willingness to follow Joshua anywhere, protect him, and even challenge him, highlights the power of true companionship. This theme appears in every scene they share, from their childhood games in Nazareth to Biff standing heartbroken at the foot of the cross.
“I’d follow him to hell, and I probably would. That’s what best friends do.”
The story takes Joshua, Biff, and Maggie on a global spiritual search, looking at Zoroastrianism, Buddhism, Hinduism, Taoism, and other ancient traditions. This journey suggests that truth and wisdom can be found in different paths, and that various religions offer parts of a larger spiritual puzzle. Joshua combines these different teachings into his own philosophy, showing a universal spiritual quest rather than an exclusive one. The scenes in Persia, India, and China show this, with Joshua learning from different masters and finding common ideas.
“All roads lead to the same place, Josh. It's just a matter of how you get there.”
The novel explores different kinds of love: the platonic love between Biff and Joshua, the romantic and spiritual love between Joshua and Mary Magdalene, and Joshua's selfless love for humanity. It proposes that true love often involves sacrifice, and that understanding this is key to spiritual awakening. Joshua's gradual acceptance of his destiny and the pain it brings, along with the deep love he shares with Maggie, emphasizes this theme. Biff's grief at the crucifixion also highlights the great cost of such a sacrifice.
“Love is not a feeling, Biff. It's a choice. And sometimes, it's a sacrifice.”
Christopher Moore skillfully balances deep spiritual themes with irreverent humor and modern commentary. Biff's modern sensibility and crude language add a comedic element to sacred stories, allowing the reader to approach serious topics with a fresh, often funny, perspective. This balance keeps the story from becoming too preachy and instead makes the spiritual journey engaging and entertaining. Biff's inner thoughts and observations about ancient customs through a modern lens are good examples of this mix.
“I mean, how many times can you hear a guy say 'Verily' before you want to smack him?”
Biff's resurrection in the modern era frames the entire narrative.
Biff's resurrection by the angel Raziel in a modern motel room serves as the primary framing device for the novel. This allows Biff to narrate Joshua's 'missing years' from a contemporary perspective, injecting anachronistic humor and modern sensibilities into a historical narrative. It also provides a meta-commentary on the act of gospel writing, as Biff is literally tasked with creating a new scripture. This device grounds the fantastical elements in a relatable present, enhancing the humor and allowing for direct address to the reader.
Biff's unique, humorous, and anachronistic voice shapes the story.
The entire novel is narrated in the first person by Biff, whose voice is distinctly irreverent, humorous, and filled with modern slang and observations. This narrative style is crucial to the book's comedic tone and its ability to humanize the divine. Biff's biases, personal opinions, and often crude language provide a stark contrast to traditional biblical accounts, offering a fresh and often hilarious perspective on sacred events and figures. His voice makes the complex spiritual journey approachable and entertaining.
Joshua's journey across the East to gather spiritual wisdom.
Joshua's extended journey to Persia, India, China, and the Himalayas functions as a spiritual hero's journey. He leaves his familiar world, encounters mentors and challenges, acquires new skills and knowledge (both spiritual and physical, like kung fu), and ultimately returns transformed. This device allows the author to explore diverse spiritual traditions and show Joshua's development as he integrates these teachings, preparing him for his eventual ministry. Biff and Maggie act as his companions and foils on this epic quest.
Modern language and references injected into an ancient setting.
The novel liberally employs anachronisms and pop culture references, primarily through Biff's narration. This includes modern slang, comparisons to contemporary figures or ideas, and Biff's own anachronistic behavior (like his love for cigarettes). This device is a primary source of the book's humor, creating a comedic juxtaposition between the sacred past and the secular present. It also serves to make the ancient world feel more immediate and relatable to a modern audience, breaking down historical barriers.
“It’s not good to dwell on the past. You can’t change it.”
— Levi, an angel, advises Joshua/Jesus about letting go of past events.
“The only thing that got me through that whole thing was knowing that I had a friend. And that friend was you.”
— Joshua/Jesus expresses his gratitude to Biff after a particularly challenging period.
“Sometimes you have to break a few rules to save the world.”
— Biff rationalizes their unorthodox methods while trying to guide Joshua.
“Love is not a choice. It’s a destiny.”
— Joshua/Jesus contemplates the nature of love and divine purpose.
“There are no mistakes, only lessons.”
— Levi offers a comforting perspective on failures and learning.
“The greatest miracle is not to walk on water, but to walk on earth with love in your heart.”
— Joshua/Jesus explains his philosophy on true miracles to Biff.
“You can’t punch God in the face, but you can punch his angels.”
— Biff, in a moment of frustration, considers his options for expressing anger.
“Faith is not about knowing all the answers, it's about trusting the one who does.”
— Levi explains the essence of faith to Biff and Joshua.
“Sometimes, the only way to find yourself is to get lost.”
— Joshua/Jesus reflects on his journey of self-discovery during his missing years.
“It’s hard to be humble when you’re perfect. But I manage.”
— Joshua/Jesus makes a humorous remark about his divine nature.
“The world is full of wonders, if only you bother to look.”
— Joshua/Jesus encourages Biff to appreciate the beauty around them.
“Fear is a choice. You can choose to be afraid, or you can choose to be brave.”
— Levi coaches Biff on overcoming his fears.
“We’re all just trying to figure it out, aren’t we?”
— Biff reflects on the human condition and the search for meaning.
“The greatest lesson I ever learned was that you can always learn something new.”
— Joshua/Jesus shares his continuous pursuit of knowledge and growth.
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